Have you ever wondered if you could navigate the everyday quirks and cultural norms that make up the rich tapestry of German life?
In this article, we share a playful yet enlightening “True German Citizenship Test,” designed to either gauge your familiarity with all things quintessentially German or so you can learn something new if you know less about German cultural norms.
As we wander through this imaginary test, we won’t just explore typical trivia or historical facts; instead, we’ll look at the habits, etiquette, and even the small talk (or not) that define German daily life.
From understanding why punctuality is king to properly navigating the unwritten rules of a Biergarten, we’ll uncover the subtle nuances that can either mark you as an insider or a curious outsider.
Get ready to test yourself on everything from the correct way to grocery shop in Germany to how to correctly select your answer in a test. Whether you’re planning a trip, considering a move, or just love learning about different cultures, this entertaining exploration will shed light on the little things that make up the big picture of life in Germany.
So, let’s take a look and see if you have what it takes to pass the True German Citizenship Test!
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The video below humorously explores what a German citizenship test might look like if it focused on everyday cultural norms and quirks. Beneath the video is a quick summary.
You’ll find some things you might expect and others you may not. Make sure you watch the video. It’s fun. 🙂
This Is What The German Citizenship Test Should REALLY Look Like by DW News
You start by learning essential German values like being brutally honest, regularly airing your rooms, and, of course, grumbling.
The video then walks you through a typical German weekend breakfast, emphasizing that fresh bread rolls are preferred over “toast” bread. It also highlights the cultural importance of watching the crime show Tatort every Sunday evening.
As you navigate through everyday situations, you’re reminded that in Germany, you must wait for the green pedestrian light, even if no cars are in sight. The supermarket experience is also a test of speed and efficiency, with no small talk at the cashier and little time to pack your groceries.
Finally, the video pokes fun at German bureaucracy and how long it can take to get test results, underscoring the love-hate relationship many have with it.
And, of course, make sure you use a cross to select your answers.
Watch the video above for a lighthearted look at what it really means to navigate German culture!
Want to learn more about German culture? Find our guide to things Germans hate about living in Germany here, 10 ways to pretend you are German here and German honesty here. You can also find all our guides to German culture here.
